A catfight is always better than a bro-down. Transformers star Megan Fox taking a swing at Scarlett Johansson out of nowhere. Nice. Megan obviously missed our podcast on the day that Pete taught us not to use the word 'retard'.
"I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson — who I have nothing against," Megan Fox tells June's Esquire, "but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don't want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard — but I do. And part of it is my own fault."
Bro Showdown
Brody Jenner reportedly got into a fight with Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis at an L.A. club. I have to say I would root for Brody in that brawl. Joe Francis, while wildly successful, seems like he'd be a major douchebag in person. While Brody doesn't exactly scream 'integrity', he still beats out Francis in my book. This is not solely because I watched "Bromance" in its entirety and enjoyed it. OK, maybe that is the reason. All I know is that I have trouble watching the Snoop video for "Beautiful" because Joe Francis is featured, making it seem lame. I'm sure that Snoop only allowed him in the video after years of begging by Francis and as repayment for multiple private jet trips. Snoop tried his damnedest to edit Francis and only show half his face or keep in the background, but he's still noticeable. It just pains me to think of Snoop denying his natural instinct to be cool as hell and hanging around with someone as douchey as Francis. But I guess that's the influence that private jets and plenty of Girls Gone Wild. Here's the details of the fight, courtesy of usmagazine.com:
Girls Gone Wild honcho Joe Francis and Brody Jenner were involved in a bar brawl at a Los Angeles club Wednesday evening.
Sources tells Usmagazine.com that the argument broke out at the hot spot My House after Francis accidentally hit Brody’s girlfriend, model Jayde Nicole, in the head.
"Francis reached out to grab Brody and ended up hitting Jayde in the head," one source says. "Brody defended her, and it turned into a massive fight."
Adds another, "Security dragged Francis out. Joe hit Jayde and was making death threats against Brody. Brody filed a police report."
In an exclusive statement, Francis tells Usmagazine.com: "I went to give Brody a hug, and I guess my elbow accidentally bumped the back of his girlfriend's head. I didn’t even know that happened until this morning. I was shocked."
"Brody and I are longtime friends," Francis goes on. "I think he was a little drunk, and he started yelling at me, but it's all okay. He was angry. Brody's girlfriend is the type of girl that gets off creating drama. She was winding him up. There was no physical altercation. I would never threaten to beat him up and I would never get in a fight. The whole thing was 20 seconds."
Francis also denies that security kicked him out of the club.